The Guddy Blog

It’s always good to have a trusted confidant in your life, someone to give you an unbiased second opinion. Be it a guru, a seer or in some cases I heard of people consulting sex line operators to help them out.
For years I was a solo act preferring to figure things out on my own until last year when I bought a Ouija board at Toys R' US. I bought this Ouija board here in Quebec and it's bilingual so sometimes I need my French/English dictionary & my trusty old Bescherelle to decipher the messages I'm receiving.
My Ouija board gives me the greatest advice, like for example it highly recommended that I get the H1N1 shot a few months back & it said that drinking before noon is perfectly acceptable but ONLY on holidays & on my birthday!
Yeah I know owning a Ouija board has a negative stigma attached to it but if you want to avoid that there are websites where you can use an online Ouija board, but I think you’ll only conjure up the spirits of dead computer geeks.
Nobody wants that because they’ll only posses you and make you play World of Warcraft online endlessly for hours. But don't fret I'm sure there is an easy to follow how-to-perform-an-exorcism at home tutorial video on YouTube so you can rid yourself of those pesky demons.
Well I'm off to lunch, I consulted with my Ouija board it said I should have a bottle of champagne & two pieces of cheesecake.
Best! Lunch! Ever!